life's a bitch
In “Yes or No?!” Langley just wants a simple answer, but inadvertently may offend the Native Americans. Sorry. You were here first.
firstname.lastname@example.org • June 10, 2017
In “The Running Girl!” Langley laments on another female who literally ran away from him.
email@example.com • June 1, 2017
In “Langley Interrupted!” Langley discovers the effects of using too much industrial adhesive in a poorly ventilated room and Flip steering wheel unicorn poop.
firstname.lastname@example.org • May 18, 2017
In “AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! (Live)” Langley returns from a two week hiatus and struggles to find peace after a recent incident that nearly ended in 3 casualties, a decrease in the homeless population, and a ruined pair of new underwear.
email@example.com • May 4, 2017
In “What the —- Is This —- ?!” Langley discovers a glob of mysterious brown stuff on his phone at the ol’ day job.
firstname.lastname@example.org • March 24, 2017
In “Stop Talking Like That!” Langley bitches about the way some people talk. It’s the shortest and most annoying episode so far.
email@example.com • March 16, 2017
In “Circle, Jerk!” Langley learns the rules of the road when driving in a Roundabout.
firstname.lastname@example.org • March 2, 2017
In “Running On Excitement!” Langley explains why it’s important to remember even the dumbest of holidays during a financially challenging time, and why diamonds are not his best friend.
email@example.com • February 24, 2017
In “THE VD EPISODE!” Langley highlights the history of Valentine’s Day, Feb. 14, throughout American history.
firstname.lastname@example.org • February 16, 2017
In “Mooooove Along, Little Dogie!” Langley takes us on a journey 6 miles from his apartment that ultimately took over an hour, and gave up for another soothing dose of cold medicine.
email@example.com • January 11, 2017