life's a bitch
In “The Running Girl!” Langley laments on another female who literally ran away from him.
firstname.lastname@example.org • June 1, 2017
In “Langley Interrupted!” Langley discovers the effects of using too much industrial adhesive in a poorly ventilated room and Flip steering wheel unicorn poop.
email@example.com • May 18, 2017
In “Electrical Tape?!” Langley discovers that he got the shaft from a dirty, filthy, ball washing bastard, and not in any sort of gratifying pornographic sort of way.
firstname.lastname@example.org • March 31, 2017
In “Stop Talking Like That!” Langley bitches about the way some people talk. It’s the shortest and most annoying episode so far.
email@example.com • March 16, 2017
In “Coming In Loud and Clear!” Langley explains why the convenience of being able to talk on the cellphone at any given moment isn’t always convenient, and now has a craving for chicken. Plus, a very special announcement from the Producers.
firstname.lastname@example.org • January 19, 2017
In “Count Down!” Langley counts down the ‘best of’ 2016 ALAB episodes!
email@example.com • January 5, 2017
In “Morning Mariachi!” Langley continues his 4 part rant about the ongoing earthquake safety construction at his apartment complex, and delights us with a pelvic thrusting Mariachi wake up.
firstname.lastname@example.org • December 6, 2016
In “Give Me the Job!,” Langley describes a challenging job interview upon the realization that certain foods should be avoided prior to important meetings in order to evade embarrassing situations.
email@example.com • November 2, 2016
In “Service With A Smile,” Langley risks never being able to eat in a restaurant again by complaining about pissy hosts.
firstname.lastname@example.org • October 19, 2016
In “I Should Have Stayed Home,” Langley simultaneously deals with multiple idiots while trying to find a parking space.
email@example.com • October 12, 2016