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ALAB Podcast: Tequila Mockingbird

In “Tequila Mockingbird,” Langley shares a story of a buddy who recently got his heart broken. There’s also a sad love song and a parrot.

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ALAB Podcast: Short

In “Short,” Langley discusses size issues, working in retail, and stupid people saying stupid things.  And there’s a song. #ShortLivesMatter

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ALAB Podcast: In the Lap of (some D-bag’s) Luxury

In “…Luxury,” Langley flashes back to his very first girlfriend and the startling and unexpected discovering her love for hot dogs in a luxury extended cab pickup truck.

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ALAB Podcast: Happy Birthday, ‘Merica!

In this bonus episode, “Happy Birthday, ‘Merica,” Langley self indulgently reflects on one of his own birthdays, but ultimately makes a point after much unnecessary B.S. and wishes you all a happy 4th.

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ALAB Podcast: Move It!

In “Move It!,” Langley sings a song and complains about stupid drivers.

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ALAB Podcast: Paula Abdul

In “Paula Abdul,” Langley attempts a couple of foreign languages, and goes on a search for a very important memento of self discovery from his teenage years.

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ALAB Podcast: Ocupado!

In “Ocupado!,” Langley gives his perspective on the use of public restrooms and those people who lack the mental capacity to understand what a locked door means.

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ALAB Podcast: Movie Etiquette

In “Movie Etiquette,” Langley offers his three rules that everyone should abide by to observe proper Movie Theatre Etiquette. He also attempts to break the record for most times using the “F” word in under 6 minutes.

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ALAB Podcast: Dumb Ass (aka Call Me Daddy)

In “Dumb Ass (aka Call Me Daddy),” Langley recounts his latest dating tragedy involving champagne, S&M, online education of various uses for silk ties, and being an all around dumb ass. There’s new intro music, too!

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ALAB Podcast: Rude People

“Rude,” Langley cusses a lot and talks about how rude people can be, dealing with insecurities, and clown sex.

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